100% Soft Dumpster Fire Plush Figure

Everything is STILL a waking nightmare, but you can comfort yourself with this lil Dumpster Fire plushie. Hide what you don't want to see in the secret compartment-- bills, phone, a constant feeling of doom, whatever!

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