Lovesick: Dating During a Pandemic: 31 Dates and Counting

Romance is a disease. How else would you describe something that makes people keep trying, and swiping, and messaging, even after so many awkward encounters, dishonest dates, and unseemly matches?Lovesick: Dating During a Pandemic doesn’t attempt to understand why we stick to online dating, but it does seek to open our eyes up to what sort of situations to avoid. While there is no cure to the disorder that is often caused by online dating, there are a few treatments that have been proven effective. Learning from others’ experiences is one of them, so flip through the pages of this book if you hope to learn from some of the downright bizarre encounters that have occurred thanks to these internet matchmakers.Online dating isn’t always fun, but these stories sure are hilarious if you’re reading from the comfort of your own home. Plus, it’s probably a lot cheaper, safer, and a lot less stressful than going on a date!______________________________________________Okay, Isabel Thorne isn’t actually named Isabel Thorne, but she does have a PhD, and if weird guys she went on a date with were viruses or diseases, Dr. Thorne would be one of the most experienced doctors in the world! Whether it involves dating a guy who looks like a movie villain, being offered mysterious pills on the first date, or being asked to babysit her date’s grandfather, Isabel has seen it all!Having been on way too many dates with weird guys, Dr. Thorne wants to help other women avoid the same. She’s been catfished, ditched, and done the ditching herself so that you don’t have to!When she isn’t swiping through profiles or trying to flee another weirdo on a date, she can be found blocking someone’s number or trying to figure out if she needs to change her identity once again.

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