Forum Novelties Novelty Grow A Boyfriend Husband Joke Gag Gift

Grow a Boyfriend that doesn`t fall asleep or play video games. He is the perfect companion! Just drop him in water and watch as he grows up to 6 times his original size. Forum Novelties Boyfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours. Boyfriend will slowly shrink when removed from the water. Then you can grow it again and again.

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