The Most Absurd Rental Applicants: 99 Ridiculous Rental Applicants

Imagine you are a landlord and have two rules: 1) no smoking; 2) no pets. The first person who sees your place turns on the gas stove and lights his cigarette. The second applicant pulls up in a van full of barking dogs for their dog breeding business. The third showing goes really well, until you discover that they are being evicted from their current property. This scenario is not typical, but it happens. This book is for you if you:•Want to hear about some of the worst rental applicants out there•Want to know the reasons why rental applicants are turned down•Are looking for a light, amusing, and quick read•Are curious to know what landlords are thinking•Are a landlordWhether you are a landlord, or a tenant, I hope you find this book entertaining. Enjoy!

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