The Mayan Apocojournal

Alright, so we survived the so-called Mayan Apocalypse. Job well done everyone.However, not everyone was as lucky as we may have been. Some folks genuinely believed the world as we knew it had ended, and was never coming back. People called for the Rapture to be soon incoming, for the sky to start falling, and for nuclear war to break out any second. Frankly, the talk of apocalypse may have seemed a bit ridiculous to us all, but some people were dead-set on setting themselves up for death. This is just one account of an individual taking something ridiculous a bit too seriously, with extreme repercussions for all involved. Wherever they may be now, they're in their own apocalypse now.

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