Paranoia: The RAM Deck

TROUBLESHOOTERS!The Computer recently made two discoveries:1.)Troubleshooter missions have been unusually calm and sedate.2.)Citizens have not been receiving enough wisdom from the Computer.That’s why the Computer has decided to broadcast its wisdom to Troubleshooters while they are on a mission. These Random Access Memes* will pop up at random but invariably helpful times to assist Troubleshooters just like you!When the Computer’s insights appear during a mission, you can exercise your Computer-given free will and do what you are told or get punished. What will you decide when you hear Friend Computer says:You Are Bleeding Above Your Security Clearance2+2=5.34169You Ar Not Clard For Th Lttr ' 'Noncompliance Is Required

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1908460806

Embedding

CLIP ViT-L/14 · 768d

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cosine

Doc fetch

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